So, I was browsing around the web when I ran over this little group that picks on kids and refers to themselves as “child-free”. I mean, seriously… I know some people don’t want to have kids because they feel they’re restraints on the entertainment side of life, but… going out of your way to harass the little darlings? Besides, I’m pretty sure every person on that site is just whining about kids because, well… they’ve never had the opportunity to make them.
Seriously, how many people that base their lives on the internet and just try to grow their “e-peen” and act all cool have gotten the opportunity to sleep with the opposite gender? Not many, to be totally honest. Now, if you look at some of the spelling and avatars of the members on that, you could easily figure out the majority of them are handicapped, “furries”, incapable of social interaction, or a variant of the above.
I’m not going to specifically poke at anyone in that, but if you’re going to freak out about kids, then why not do it discreetly? Besides, the kid most likely accidentally bumped into you – it’s hard to miss that entire glob of mass, dear.
So it’s like… 8:00PM here and I’m *meek cough* a bit drowsy. I was thinking about making a profile, but then I remembered the fact that I make fun of everyone’s profiles often using educated guesses to what an individual is blogging about based on their profile.
Usually celebrity gossipers are fat people who hate their life so they decided to make the life of celebrities worse by being the lowlife they are and hoping maybe a celebrity has the time to go down on their third-rate blog and to laugh at it and show his friends.
Political bloggers are angry virgins who often despise those around them and bash those around them without mercy. Yes, it is a shame that they exist, but once you get them doing they’re just so damn funny!
Artistic blog people are usually neurotic and married to sock puppets, and often find theirselves demeaning people for their spelling errors and considering it makes them inferior to their own self. They usually whine about the lack of creativity and ideas in the public and claim that they could do better.
People that do blogs like Philocreativity are usually superior to all others in every single way and nearly rival the readers of Philocreativity in awesome(ness). I mean, seriously, it must take some real talent to make material like this. xD
Anyways, I bid ye an adieu and hope my humorous attempt at making this post remotely interesting truly did humour you. I mean, I put my heart and soul in these things. No, really.