Seriously? Santa Claus? Oh, but the worst part is the Elves. Just forget about flying reindeer, magic sled, invisible home…
I don’t know why I’m so annoyed by the Santa thing, I guess it seems condescending, to generate an energy and excitement about something that we all know is bull crap. And most kids can tell it’s not true, they just play along because they think they should.
What’s so great about a sled, deer, and elves? How about modernizing? If Santa was real he would be like Google, constantly updating and upgrading, a huge staff to meet the ever grwing demand, and smart financial managers to keep the shareholders happy.
The same parents who tell their kids about Santa most likely tell their kids there is no such thing as magic and Harry Potter is evil. If I was going to believe in something, it would be dragons. How cool would that be. Dragons delivering presents on Christmas.
